What is the most awkward restroom experience you have ever had?

Just today I was in a mcdonalds restroom and I was trying to take a piss. When I opened the restroom door I saw one urinal and a stall that was closed. I didn't know anyone was in there and just decided to use the urinal because I wanted to be quick. When I approach the urinal I realize that it is way too low. It was made for a kid but I use it none the less and the splash from the urinal hits my legs. I stop half way because I needed to go to the stall. My legs were being coated in urine and couldnt do this anymore. When I abruptly pause, I turn toward the stall and fugue I would just waddle over to the stall. No need to put away my junk because I thought I was alone. When I'm facing the stall with my junk out, I hear the stall door handle jiggle and try to out my junk away as quick as possible. I didn't know where my ninja skills came from but I hadn't hid my crotch that fast since my gfs dad walked in on us fooling around. I'm facing the urinal now and am thinking that if I didn't hide my junk I would be standing towards a random stranger basically showing off my balls. Me being the sap I am, I continue to pee in the urinal to make it seem like nothing happened while still splashing urine all over my legs. Yep, that was a close one.