How I plan to celebrate 1,000,000th subscription of /r/atheism.

I'm going to affix one of the many warning stickers I have seen on this sub that get stuck to Bibles. I think it is important to own a KJV for references purposes, but I would hate to think what the memes contained within its covers could do if it were to fall into the wrong hands.

I plan on writing my own warning sticker and printing it out when we hit 1,000,000. I would love to see original sticker art from you guys or proposed warning messages. Here's a good one:

http://rlv.zcache.com/bible_warning_sticker-p217586842335457670b2o35_400.jpg