What is one of your biggest "my life is a joke" moments? I'll start.

I was out to dinner tonight with my mom and my dad (not divorced but they don't have the best relationship) and we had a good looking waiter who looked about my age. He was very sweet, and quite funny and witty, and I found him charming immediately. He had smiled at me a few times, and I smiled back, and then he asked me about where I go to school. My mom, however, apparently found him handsome too, and she responded to his question without even letting me answer. He continued to look at me, though, and asked me how old I am, but then my mom did the same thing all over again. It was pretty clear she was flirting with him, both in front of me and her husband. My dad just looked at me and shook his head and told my mom that he was busy and didn't have time to talk to her, but he was pretty ofended so he was quite rude to the waiter. After the waiter left he told my mom that she was embarrassing herself and it was pathetic. The waiter then switched with another, I lost any chance with him because of my mom even though he seemed to be interested in me, and now my dad is pretty pissed at my mom. Basically my life is just a joke.

So, how about you? Do you have any of your own "my life is a joke" stories?