Just heard the BEST conversation from next door.

My neighbours were saying goodbye to their departing family with their giant dog Titan.

Girl 1: Mummy Titan is peeing on the car!

Adults keep talking.

Girl 1: Aunty Donna Titan peed on the car!

Adults keep talking.

Girl 1: Uncle Mike Titan peed on the car!

Adults keep talking.

Girl 1: Caitlin just drank Titans pee!

frantic rush