My Co-Worker Masturbated in my bed room while my wife and I were asleep. What is the weirdest creepiest thing that you have had to deal with?

OK, so the story. I held a poker game last night at my house. I had a few friends over, and a few co-workers. Well like all poker games we all started to drink a bit, and one of my co-workers had a little more than he should have. And by a little I mean a lot. Any how he was plastered could not form sentences, completely incoherent. We deal with him and put him to bed in our guest room. Zoom to the next day I wake up at about 11, I find my co-worker gone, and a few minor things in my house broken. As I am walking over to a basket of clean clothes in a corner a fell something wet on my bare foot. I look down and see a small bit of liquid, which is weird. I got a paper towel to clean it up and sure enough once its on the paper towel it has a certain look, so I smelled it and it was cum, without a doubt. The closets I can figure out, he masturbated in our room while we were sleeping then, left drunk to go home. Looks like work just got all that much more unpleasant.