What's your most unexpected moment with a wild animal?

You know it's dry where you live (Austin, Texas) when you're urinating off of your balcony high above, careful to avoid an innocent little birdie below, who, upon seeing and hearing your stream's crash vehemently chases it down and begins bathing in it in orgiastic frenzy as if it were Cristal. NO little birdie! Why?! Oh God. I redirected drastically, yet he scorchingly chased it down, dancing like joy was falling from the sky unto him. Stop! ugh. sigh. Okay birdie, enjoy. finishes.

TL;DR: Wild bird bathed in my piss today. It was his decision. He loved it.