I cried a little

I was talking to a girl I know. We are video chatting and I mention that I am interested into changing my razor scales to carbon fiber. (random topic I know) She busts out a straight then says "I use this to cut open boxes".

I told her to sell it and it will need to be sharpened. She goes "I can do that I learned how to sharpen knives at culinary school".

sigh