[29m] I want to be yours forever! Lets get married!

I was thinking we could be f4lwb...Yea that's friends for life with benefits because if we got married you know ? I'm a stud muffin. You don't need pictures. I work out all day. I bench more than the world itself weighs. Listen baby I'm intelligent. I got that raw raw raw ga ga ga. Ooo lala. My romance it's bad, but so good. When I'm doing you you'll be like hey give me so more loving babe. I'm the man of all men. You know who won that last year ? Exactly. Ever since I came out my moms vagina you know I've been the sexiest man alive. Good thing she didn't abort that! Listen I like to game and read books. I do these things even when I'm not home. I like going to restaurants and eating delicious food. I loves metal metal is good for you in the morning and at lunch when it's dinner time metal can never be enough.

Truth is I'm just a guy with big boobs looking for a girl with boobs. We can has lunch talk about our lives and ex's. You can tease me while sucking slowly on your straw.

Um I like water it's tasty. I don't know where this is going.

You know what's fun ? Ice skating. We should do that! And when it's winter we should go to an indoor pool run out in our bathing suits. I wear a two piece because my breasts are so lucious.

I like the devil because I'm an atheist and I don't smoke. I rarely drink, but um I like food so that makes me large but not there no that thing they're still trying to find!

I like to wear black, or darker colored clothes because I'm a goth...and I cut myself it's so much fun,

Um I wash my own dishes and clothes so I need a good woman who can act out her part as a woman.

I think that's all. This is Nolon your future husband. You should look like Lucy from I Love Lucy. I rub it out to her.