Honestly, fuck this game sometimes.

So here I am running around Chernogorsk when suddenly I hear gunshots being fired very close. Thinking they're aimed at me I dash around haphazardly until finding the culprit and engage in a point blank gunfight which I survive -- barely. My legs are broke and I have no morphone, yippee. Off to find some...

So I spend the next 10 minutes crawling. Mind you I have at this point an ALICE and an AK-74 Kobra and some other good stuff that I'm not willing to lose otherwise I'd just kill myself. Anyway, I'm crawling around, crawl, crawl, crawl into the firestation, try to go up the stairs -- but somehow end up knocking myself out and causing a bleed. So I sit there hoping I wake up before I bleed out and I do. Bandage up, eat some meat to get up to 6k health, but my vision is still permanently blurry. The fuck is this! So I quickly log and relog. When I come back in, I'm now auto-knocked out, this time for like 10 minutes, in the middle of one of the most looted locations in one of the most populated cities.

Thanks, DayZ.

EDIT: I love how I can't access the ESC menu or chat, either. I can't even kill myself if I wanted to. Nothing shouts amazing gameplay like being forced to endure 10 minutes of total immobility and loss of all game function.