TIFU: on a bike

I live in a large city in New York. I don't have a car. Anyway I was riding my bike to work one day, I was running late, and I decided to go down a hill that was so steep that it was hard to walk on to make up time. A branch got caught in the spokes of my tire and I took a header at literally 20+mph. I woke up some hours later, I assume because it was dark out, to a cop shining an oversized mag-light in my face. I said back "Do I f***ing look okay?" The cop told me that he called an ambulance and that my nose is probably broken and I am missing some teeth. That was a few days ago as my headaches have caused me to just stay in bed.