What are some of r/Minecraft's "I shouldn't be alive" stories when it comes to the game? I'll start...

Tonight, I logged in to my survival world to realize that my last session ended in the middle of fighting a skeleton and an Enderman at the same time, with a creeper chasing me. Still not sure how I got out of that one. Or why that's where I chose to end the session.

Anyway, what are some situations that you shouldn't have made it through in Minecraft?