Securicar•

Funny but you’re only giving them more reasons to target you.

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More entertainment for him ig

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ctrlshiftkillOP•

100% true. I get these every day and I'm not bored yet. I'm sure I'll regret it eventually.

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That_Wpg_Guy•

I haven’t gotten any text scams but i can really see myself replying like you are ! My hat is off to you OP! I’ve gotten those “this is the CRA and we are going to arrest you” phone calls. My personal best was keeping them on the phone for an hour and forty five minutes … my boss thought it was hilarious

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Armand9xSpaceman•

The trick to getting scams is to reply to the scams to let them know they have an active number.

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That_Wpg_Guy•

Oh agreed, but if you have voice mail and they call, they can tell it’s an active # by your voicemail … so may as well waste their time ;)

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Mine-Shaft-Gap•

This doesn't make any sense to me, at least when concerning phone calls. I answered the phone, so they already know the number is active. So, if I have time after I am informed that Service Canada is canceling my SIN, I press 1 to talk to the rep. I then play them the Paw Patrol theme or Wonderwall by Oasis.

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TheOtterRon•

A buddy of mine pretends that he's talking to the girl scouts trying to buy cookies but if they start to get angry with him he just ends it with "FINE I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN COOKIES ANYWAYS!"

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Vaklaruush•

I always mess around with the people who scam call me. It’s fun because I have time to kill, they don’t.

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ellabellbee•

I need that liquid had me cackling.

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AwkwardFormation•

Damn you get A LOT of scammers

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mescalexe•

"You're the king wheeler, you're the king."

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perry_daplatypus•

I always send a picture back of fat bastard from Austin Powers, makes me laugh at least.

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