How I feel when I get back from 7-eleven
Posted Jun 28, 2012, 2:49 AM UTC
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White owl, white grape alllll day
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Im an authority on blunts and blunt rolling. They call me the blunt Dr in my circle because Im always having to salvage shitty blunts from punk ass frients who think they can roll. I have an honorary PHd in bluntology from the university of fuck you and it is my professional opinion that white owls are the best most consistant blunts available.
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Agreed.
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I pointed to one of those at the gas station thinking it was a dutch. I wasn't into it. Big fan of Dutch Masters (honey or grape, palma is alright) or a Game.
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This is the correct answer. Also, you need to remove and re-apply the outer leaf. Once you do it this way, you'll never go back to Phillys or White Owls.
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i don't even understand why swishers, phillys, or white owls are even sold. it's a whole different ballgame having the outer leaf.
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I like to tell myself that the people who prefer those simply don't know any better. Helps me sleep at night.
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So true. On the east coast dutches are what's up, and you actually have to know how to roll one in order to get the leaf off and not fuck it up. Then I moved south, and everyone smokes swishers. :(
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SMERK A BLEEERNT???
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ERMAHGERD SOUNDS ARESOOME
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DERD ERM SER BERKED!
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ERV GERT DER GERGLES RET NER! [4]
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How I feel When I get back from 7-11:
ERHMAGHERD!
SLUUUURPEEES!
On a side note, I live in Georgia and we have no 7-11's here...
Slush Puppies and ICEE's just aren't the same :.(
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No. They are NOT the same.
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slush puppies suck! you run out of flavour almost immediately! i also find icees underrated
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Woah Woah woah. I can confirm that I lived in GA not just 7 months ago and there was definitely a 7 11 in Lawrenceville
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It's at the corner of Five Forks and Dogwood? I think they converted that Chevron across from QT.
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Son of a...Five Forks!? Damn, I could've had an frient...
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Indeed sir. I used to work at that QT about 8 years ago.
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According to google maps that corner has a QT, a marathon, a CVS, and an advance auto parts...
Don't tease me about this kinda shit, I will kill for slurpees.
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As the Slush Puppies and ICEE's just aren't the same, RaceTrac's MOOFREEZE is the shindiggity. Must get one.
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I feel ya.
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Hands down, the funniest thing I have ever seen on the Internet. [7]
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uncontrollable laughter
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If you say so
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420 upvotes holy shit its a miracble.
I don't know if trees approve of being high and drunk, but I certainly do :)
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it says you are in club mflb, how did you do that?
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I believe it's because he used the old flair bot.
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Is there any way I could get one?!
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lol...for me it was circle k. but yes, so many wraps.
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that is an oddly specific feeling.
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I absolutely have no idea what is going on in this picture. I don't recognise the product she holding. It's all good tho [7]. As a non-American I've realised this meme is often a little incomprehensible.
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BTW I actually don't really roll swishers. It was the first decent picture i found on google. Game white grape cigarillos all the way
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I love games. I find with other blunts you always have a chance o getting a dry one but with games your blunt is always perfect.
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From this day forward, 'blunts' will forever be 'bleernts' in my mind. Might get some weird looks at the next sesh though...
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All of the uptokes.
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downtoke for overused phrase.
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downtoke for negativity :3
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uptoke for sas
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is it negative to offer constructive criticism?
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"downtoke for overused phrase" isn't very constructive, in my opinion. but no, of course it isn't. i'm a painter/drawer and happen to thrive on constructive criticism (in my personal life as well); how else to know what one might be doing that's abrasive or otherwise unhelpful?
i have a personal annoyance-beef with people who go around arbitrarily policing other peoples' reddit use. yes i know i just did this myself; i was being ironic. :P it's a bad habit of mine.
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Uptoke because you seem to be having a rotten day.
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smoke out of glass. for your health
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excuse me but you're inhaling smoke either way, its gonna be damaging whether there's tobacco or not. vape all the way
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yea but i enjoy smoking, and ive never had a serious vaporizer... i tried the mflb but its for children and volcanos are way expensive at my local head shop
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MFLB is legit, but if you want to bag, get an ExtremeQ from ebay/amazon, only $180 or so.
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im on it!
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okay well i suggest you get it through your head that when you burn something and inhale the smoke, it causes damage whether there's tobacco in there or not, so suck it up. a blunt is probably 95% weed, 5% tobacco.
edit: just so you know, I prefer glass as well, and I'm not trying to force you to smoke blunts, just realize that the blunt itself adds very, very little.
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so your telling me that the filtration from the agitated water doesnt decrease the amount of carcinogens that go into your body
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Dont be a moron, smoke a brong
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What's the name of this meme, I want to find more of these
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berks
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I go to my local shell stations because they sell single swishers for 59 cents.
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why u no use zig-zag..
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What a ridiculous question.
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... why?
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Wait, wait, wait...do you mean Zig-Zag blunts? I thought you just meant the papers.
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yeah, the blunts lol. sometimes hard to find but i really prefer them to other blunts, so yummy
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Bleeernts? What are... bleeeeaaaaa..... what does that say? ... Swisher Sweets? Those are cigaaaarss.... OH! thunk Blunts!! laugh laugh coughing fit
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Am i the only one around here...that ONLY prefers original sweeshers?
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Chocolate Rillos are the best <3
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Circle k is pretty legit. I like those super cheap circle k brand lighters that you can buy there.
i work at Circle k and when someone asks for a wrap, i check it to make sure its soft and fresh, i wont sell dry wraps.
I also suggest pickin up one of our frosters, cant beat .89 cents for a frozen beverage with that blunt!
You are doing a great service to your community, sir! Uptokes!
Thanks for the high quality BLEERRRNTS.
ERMAHGERD I hate those lighters
My stomache seriously hurts from laughing so goddamn hard, bravo.
It's BIC or nothin for this Ent
Me too. My smoke shop gives you a free lighter with any purchase but it's one of those see through ones. Shit won't even light a bowl.