My mom would have ended my life, resurrected me, and killed me again

My mom would have ended my life, resurrected me, and killed me again

Posted Jul 7, 2022, 9:45 AM UTC

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4682458•

I wonder how many times the mom be like, "nah, that ain't my kid. How do you know his info wasn't stolen?"

Because my faith in humanity is about -8 on a scale from -10 to 10 at this point.

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OkScheme9867•

I mean that's probably what the police will say

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NudeEnjoyer•

maybe it's good we can't hold people accountable for an unverified social media account? Idk that would be an absolute shit show, it's too easy to make a profile of someone else

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Log in history on the server end would quickly prove/disprove that claim.

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RunningPirate•

Only -8? You optimist!

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4682458•

It came up a point after I saw a toddler try to share their ice cream.

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Well that's better than my -8 on a scale of 1 to 10! Yet I never fail to be astounded by how much people suck.

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On that same scale, my faith in humanity is -15.

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vash_666•

So 1/10? Seems legit.

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smurff1337•

If some of those parents are Spanish, that would be a murder case right there.

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Tails9429•

Death by sandal

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mathpat•

Hell hath no fury like a chankla.

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AprilBLH•

Shhhh. Abuela is gonna hear you. Her and her chancla

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kimapesan•

But justifiable.

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Duudze•

Definitely.

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I would literally get crucified if I had done shit like that.

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MrVanderdoody•

If I had a son who threatened or even joked about rape, I’d find a feminist group to send him to where he has to sit and listen to how women are really affected by rape, sexual harassment, etc. Then I’d make him personally write thank you letters to everyone telling them what their personal stories have taught him. And then he still would never see the internet ever again.

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chitur312•

You can still do that.

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Right. No way is my son going to be indocrinated to normalize this type of talk, idc what a political party thinks. They will regret every being such a little shit after I'm done emotionally putting them through the ringer.

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sacman69r•

My mom would have murdered me emotionally. Then dad would find out and I’d be physically murdered.

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ScrewSimonCowell•

don't let a priest hear you...

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DAGCRO•

Wish I was surprised by this, but my wife is a teacher, so I here dumb shit stories like this all the time.

Humanity is utterly doomed.

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daaanish•

It's not. But I think the north american exceptionalism era is certainly over. We're definitely a fractured society.

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unreadable_captcha•

how stupid you have to be to send this kind of messages from your personal facebook?

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caylis•

How stupid you have to be to send this kind of message. Full stop.

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Relative-View3431•

No. The other user was right. To send this kind of message you need to be a POS, but to send it from your personal Facebook, you have to be a dumb POS.

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5ky999•

my brother started using that phrase, “full stop” after a year in tanzania. mind explaining what it means?

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Tails9429•

A full stop is a period, like "." It's used in the British Commonwealth.

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5ky999•

.

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PuffinRub•

"end of statement"

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vash_666•

"period".

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Did it originate from morse code or am I making shit up

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sunyjim•

Means, end of discussion, with no but... or what if.... just don't send rape threats to anyone. Full stop. There is no justification for that bullshit, so no excuses accepted. No further discussion needed on it.

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5ky999•

cool beans

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caylis•

I feel like I picked it up from a tv show but I can’t remember what. I take it to mean you don’t need any further explanation. Like the first part of the statement is the whole point.

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Sir_Jimbo2222•

its a sassy way to make a statement. Full stop.

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J-Dabbleyou•

You have to be a rapist to send stuff like that, you have to be a DUMB rapist to send it from your Facebook lol

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paxweasley•

It’s not usually the moms fault they’re that way. My bully growing up threatened to rape me, it put me Over the edge and I told our school. Well he was suspended bc of new anti bullying laws at the time, and his mother (neighbors) apologized profusely to my mom next time They saw each other on the street. She’s a nice lady! He was grounded all summer so harshly that he was literally not allowed to go in their backyard pool. I heard that he spent the summer watching his twin and their friends in the pool, from inside LMAO. I think he was only allowed to leave the house for like gardening work and chores

So yeah, I think it’s worth approaching the moms! Sometimes the apple doesn’t fall far, but sometimes the apple went on 4chan and needs ti be corrected

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RusticTroglodyte•

It's misogyny again. When a kid acts up, you tell mom bc if something goes wrong with a kid, it's ALWAYS mom's fault while dad is never even mentioned

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nahunk•

How to Nuke the little shit.

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Duudze•

I would tell our old friend Kimmy jong he doesn’t have to hold back anymore.

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"Hey Google! Is a 50th trimester abortion legal?"

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Nerevear248•

We need a subreddit for this tbh

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niceoutside2022•

If it were my kid, I'd march the fucker down to the police station, and get him a talking to by someone who works rape cases.

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sideeyedi•

My daughter was threatened via social media. I worked at his high school and let his coach read the messages. Kid never bothered my daughter again

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mrwhat_icanthearu•

I have to admit...I am stunned that anyone would say this to anyone else. It is so disturbing.

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OkCaregiver517•

Sweetie, you ain't a woman. This happens to all of us. Not everyday, not at this level, but yeah, it happens. In my 65 years I've been groped, flashed at, harassed and been called "cunt" just for walking down the street. Friends have endured worse, much worse

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mrwhat_icanthearu•

Ugh. That is terrible. You have my sympathy...really.

I understand that it happens all of the time. I just have a very difficult time digesting it when it does. Using rape as a threat to anyone is beyond reprehensible. It is an atrocity. And the fact that this threat came from a child...makes this even more disturbing.

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OkCaregiver517•

Indeed my friend.

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Dry-Anywhere-1372•

Yep-and if you are sexually assaulted, a. It was your fault, and b. No you can’t talk about it.

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OkCaregiver517•

Ah, Tier 2 shit.

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JustAbicuspidRoot•

And the men who conduct themselves this way do not even deny it when confronted about it, they defend their stance.

They also go on mass shooting rampages the second they get treated the way they treat women.

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tinkerghost•

As a man, I have witnessed other men go from hunting a woman in the bar all night to screaming about how she's a cunt in under 30 seconds. Usually after 2 hours of being polite to the pest doesn't work so she tells him in no uncertain terms to go away.

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fromthewombofrevel•

Statistically, about half of all American females are sexually assaulted at least once in their lifetimes. But that’s only the ones reported. It’s more like 80-90%.

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unlitlanterns•

Twice for me

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Dry-Anywhere-1372•

Yep. Same. Hugs.

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unlitlanterns•

Hugs right back ❤️

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_mad_adams•

Seeing this level of naïveté in 2022 is frustrating

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mrwhat_icanthearu•

It's not naivete. Well aware how the world works. But it still stuns me because I will never get used to it...no matter how much it goes on. So..you can stop being frustrated now.

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Fit_Welcome1336•

The fuck

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Dry-Anywhere-1372•

My kid would be cleaning every toilet in every women’s DV shelter until he was 40. After he wrote a letter of apology to the user and every single one of her and his and my female friends.

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daaanish•

This is the best.

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omg little shit

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Wolfiet84•

Omg. My mother would have drown me in a lake.

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