The 3CH War Cry

Let any and all say how one may ink the pen and gab all day, and how one may use wit and art, and yet not jot but two (one too few) Els, Ems, Ens, etc. and yet not set but one (two too few), nor vex the ear and irk the eye, and set six, set ten, etc. Let the lex not lie. Let the vox cry out, "one may say 'yae' and 'nay', and use 3ch!"