Disclaimer: I don’t have kids of my own, but have been a full-time nanny for years.
Post-toddler age can be SO much fun, but it is TAXING. They start to ask a million questions as they explore the world.. but they can’t seem to process their emotions well, and fall apart if they don’t get what they want sometimes.
What do you think is going the most challenging age for Trasha to handle?
Posted Jul 18, 2022, 10:48 PM UTC
We’re currently in the terrible twos stage 😅 It takes a lot.. You have to watch them EVERY second, they don’t sit still, they will try to pull things off the side, they will run and they will try to eat everything!! But you know she’s just going to hire a nanny 🙄 she’s the hypocrite queen
Omg they literally eat everything
Terrible twos prepares you for terrible 3s lmao. Ugh.
Soooooo true.
My son just turned one and he’s like this…like dude stop trying to eat the dogs food!
We just entered the terrible two stage this weekend 🥲 My little chunka man has taken it upon himself to make the cats a lovely dry food soup in their water dish more often than I'd like (and he's quite the sneaky chef) Between that and his never ending I'm gonna throw a 5 second tantrum and then run up the stairs and try to slam my door shut, I think I may have 4 beautifully long strands of hair left by his next birthday ✨
My oldest had this stage! We moved the water bowl to another room lol we never figured out how to win that one
I’m scared for one and two more than I am the newborn stage. They’re mobile but still learning what’s going to hurt and what won’t but damn they’re gonna try their hardest to find out. And they like to test your boundaries. And they’re still a bit too young to understand No we don’t eat that cause of xyz, they just want to eat it.
I feel like all stages. Newborn because no sleep, and all the attention will be on the baby, and she’ll figure out all that weight doesn’t magically disappear once u give birth and than the toddler phase will be intense as her daughter tries to figure out all these emotions and won’t want to listen and will be constantly wanting to move. But also pre teen and teen as she will want to live through her daughter and I imagine she’ll be invasive as hell towards her too
oh jesus... she's so controlling. every time this topic comes up, y'all remind me of another reason to be afraid for this child!
besides body image issues, this poor child probably won't have a shred of privacy.
my mother is very emotionally damaged, lies compulsively, overshares at every opportunity, and has a dysfunctional relationship with sexuality, just like Trash. i suspect that she is a narcissist as well. but TP is way worse!
I'm still trying to work through all the issues my mother caused me. i only hope that malibu is allowed basic privacy: like being able to change clothes behind closed doors or shower alone once she's able. i hope desperately that she's allowed to close the door to her room. i hope that she's allowed to have her own social media accounts once she's old enough and not have Trash constantly snooping.
not even to mention that i hope she isn't vlogged past like a year old! although i know she will be... that's a whole other type of privacy that malibu likely will never have.
Imagine how out of breath Trisha will be after chasing a toddler around all day
I don’t think she will be. Moses will be the one chasing the toddler, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s using drugs again and can’t concentrate on her daughter at all
The million questions part has worried me especially because Moses will make up an answer if he doesn’t know it, and Trisha… I don’t even know what to say about her. I just feel like this child will be lied to about everything, even something as simple as ‘why the sky is blue’. Talk about the blind leading the blind. I worry for this child feeling destabilized bc of everything she’ll see and go thru
She won't make it past 6wks let's be real
definitely the toddler stage
If that baby is colicky from all the garbage Trasha has pumped into her, its gonna be ALL BAD. Then as soon as that baby starts walking its gonna be worse. Then comes terrible twos and its gonna get even more worse. That BEAST is NOT capable of handling ANY of those things. Hopefully Moshe will be long gone by then and getting that child support. At least if that happens, Hila would be able to help and the baby would have a chance.
I have a 19 month old right now and WHEW, no one warned me that the terrible twos actually start around 18 months. I worry for that child.
I wonder how she will cope with her child having melt downs, screaming, squealing, crying. The kid next door to me is constantly doing this and stresses me out 😁 I wonder if she can handle another person around her being high stress. She’s used to her being the only one with extreme emotions and everyone pandering to her needs.
I love kids, worked with kids for a few years but I know I couldn’t do it 24/7. I thought I could (but learnt luckily through working with kids that I couldn’t do it full-time).
Lol my son just reached three and oh boy Trisha won’t be able to deal. So much energy and always saying “no!” and not to mention the tantrums 😂. I’m guessing she’s going to have Moses take care of the kid anyways and Moses might just give her whatever she wants to avoid tantrums just like he does with Big T.
Listen my kid is one! One and dammit Trisha can't handle this shit. Dude today my son turned on the computer, climbed into the chair, took the mouse and threw it into the toilet!!! All in the span of a like 2 minutes!! Then he ran away from me scream/laughing talking bout "I did itttttt" that was followed by him asking"this this this" ALL DAY LONG!!! There is no stage of parenting that's ever easy. She thinks is just change feed and sleep and it isn't. She's in for a damn reality check. One thing you definitely need when dealing with kids is patience and she does not have that.
And she NEVER cleans that rathole. She just keeps wasting money she doesn't have on more unnecessary shit that just piles up. Ugh!!!
trisha's gonna have some competition in the tantrum department :<
It's pretty obvious that the child-rearing and relationship between child and parents is going to be a cluster-fuck. What I haven't really seen brought up is ... Imagine how it's going to be when Fucknut has to be involved with other parents for school related things, or because of the child's friendships. She's going to cause big problems across the board and it's going to affect a lot of people. Either that or she's going to be completely negligent and not be involved at all. Both are equally possible/probable.
They’re planning on home schooling and I doubt the poor kid will have friends because of how antisocial and weird her parents are..😕
I'm waiting for the terrible 2 stage. As mean as this sounds, it's going to be so fun to watch
No way in hell is she going to handle any stage. This is T-baeg we’re talking about here. I predict she’s not gonna even raise this kid, she’ll just leave it with a nanny and/or her moms.
My child is three and some days I just want to run and hide from them. I can't even imagine what she will do. "MOTHETH!! COME GET YOUR CHILD MOTHETH!!"
Oh not to mention the terrible twos where every answer is a NO! A tantrum and cries even in public 😬 she can say bye to benihana and drive thrus for a whiiile 💀 she won’t be able to escape the house for months cause Moses himself will dip tf out of there at 5am lmao
LMAOOOO 🤣🤣 YUP! Good Luck Patrisha!
she likes being pregnant cause she can be more shameless in showing off her belly & doesn’t have to suck it in, and gets to be the ultimate tired lazy ass. sure it’s easy now cause she currently has no responsibilities but can you imagine if she got pregnant again with a little one? she won’t be able to handle that at all.
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I hate kids throughout all ages, at around age 20 I can deal. I have a feeling Trisha likes the idea of kids but will absolutely go crazy. I find babies cute but once they know how to talk I hate them, they have no filter. They will call u fat and ugly. I do think Trish is the same, she likes babies but doesn't understand she's not giving life to a child but a whole ass PERSON.
I wish all of them were an answer, because I think she will struggle with every stage but for different reasons. The newborn period will be brutal because of sleep deprivation, toddler years will be hard because of the high attention needs, and I can’t even imagine what it’ll be like when she grows up and becomes a teenager. It’ll be a Freudian heyday when her daughter goes through puberty.
Teenager is going to be SO tough, I agree.
But I also think once Malibu PaperMate gets to driving age, Panda will basically start ignoring her.
by the time bby is a toddler trisha will be 400 lbs