[FFM4A] 22 Reasons You Haven't Met Your Online Dream Dom [Painslut] [Gentle Pleasure Dom] [Switch] [Gatekeeping] [Red Flags Galore] [Drugs] [Light bondage] [Wax play] [Knife] [Masturbation] [Girl on girl] [Paddling] [Buttplug] [Watersports] [Pee drinking] [Badly negotiated aftercare]

So I wrote this little tongue-in-cheek script after a friend shared a very funny article with me, written by someone with some helpful advice for submissives. It is also partly inspired by my adventures within Reddit and its online subcultures.

SCRIPTBIN: It's hard to understand why this girl hasn't met her Online Dream Dom yet.

Trigger warning: This is a bit silly and a sense of humour may be required. Contains the r-word… (real-life). 🤫

Dramatis Personae:

• F1 - A masochist who identifies as submissive, but others may say she’s actually just a lazy painslut. Sweet but a little bit dumb. Problematic AF.
• F2 - The somewhat more self-aware roommate. Switchy, but will be taking the lead here because frankly, no-one else is capable of doing so. Still highly problematic, just in a different way.
• M - A very domly Online Dom. A gift to the world of Online BDSM. He wrote an article listing 22 reasons that we haven’t met him yet.

Notes for performers: This one should be a bit of fun with lots of room for improv and interpretation. It's meant to be funny, but make the sex as sexy or as ridiculous as you like. [SFX] and (speaker notes) are always suggestions only and optional. If you add improvisation, please do not add rape or choking to the script.

Please tag me: u/daliafolia in the comments if you fill!

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