[F4M] Bad at Poker [Humour][Seduction][Grand plan][What are the rules?][Desperate to get fucked][Strip poker option][Chess is dumb][Waaay too obvious!][Totally screwed][Just wanna fuck][10.29] by SerfTint

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Bad-at-Poker

Script by u/SerfTint

I am baaaad at poker. Like, seriously seriously bad. Sometimes I think I have a full house when I get 3 black cards and 2 red ones, because I forget you need to have the numbers match, not the colors. Or sometimes I forget whether the card that has the Q on it is worth more or less than the one that has the J. I mean, it’s really confusing--there’s a J card, and a K card, and a Q card... (perplexed) Who even knows what these letters stand for?

So yeah. I’m not good at poker. So why am I just about to start a game of poker right now? It’s simple. I wanna get naked for you, so that you’ll notice me. I want for you to wanna fuck me, but to make it so that you think it was your idea.

Ok, so maybe it’s not simple, but that’s what’s happening...

xxx

This is a hilarious script that scratches all my itches - cards, cunning plans, desperation, organization, mythical gang bangs. If only I wasn't so baaaaad at them....