Texas sucks ass!

Fuck me man, I hate stupid Texas. I'd rather have MMJ than all the guns I could ever want, I just want to do it legally damnit! I don't understand why we haven't followed the rest of the countries doing it. Portugal just did it a few years ago and they saw immense success, as well as Amsterdam, Prague, and even several states! (including my home state California) How can we have States that do and don't approve under the same government!? It doesn't make sense!