What was your saddest attempt at smoking?

This just happened, I was sitting at home just watching t.v. and my friend texts me saying he got off work and wants to hangout, I jokingly ask if he wants to smoke and he agrees. So he comes over and we start texting our friends. After an hour of looking we finally get a nibble, you think it would be easier for 2, 17 year olds to get drugs.

So we text this guy, we know him from school and head on over to his house. We get there talk for a bit, he hands over the drugs and says, "this one is on me, that's like nothing" it was a real good guy Greg moment. So we thank him and go outside to the car stoked, this is where it gets sad. We have to roll a joint, now my friend and me have never rolled a joint between us, so I lie saying, "yeah I've done this before, it's easy". So I go to work and it takes me 30minutes of driving around aimlessly until I finish. Then we realize we don't have a lighter, so we go to the gas station and get a shitty lighter, then my friend decides it is still to light out to smoke.

So we go back to my house, win a game of League of Legends, and head on out again. We start driving to McDonald's to eat after we smoke. We can't get the joint rolling so, I just start sucking as hard as I can and in my intense state of trying to get high, the lighter hits the bottom of the joint and lights it on fire, I freak out and drop the joint and by then, all the weed had gone on the floor of his car and was burnt. It doesn't sound bad, but it was not salvageable. So we go to McDonald's anyway, get food, don't talk at all, drops me off and now I sit here writing this story not even buzzed.