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DAE say a lot of unintentionally gay things when at a [6]+?

Whenever my roommate and I toke and chill, gay innuendos end up happening. And with the door closed in the dorms/ the doors aren't really that soundproof.. Shit gets weird.

Examples: -playing Halo: "Duuuuuddeee... I just nailed you in the ass." -listening to music: "Turn it up so no one can hear us outside." (We live next to the R.A) -Ceiling staring in bed: "Man it's so warm under this blanket." -During a toke and workout session (bong rips between calisthenic sets): "I love the burn afterwards and it's like.. gahhhh." -During bong rips: My throat is burning! My entire mouth hurts! -Accidentally pulling dirty bong water: Oh my god that tasted so terrible I can't get the taste out of my mouth.

Just to name a few. There are a lot. LOT. more.

Posted Jul 10, 2012, 4:37 AM UTC

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