So, be serious: Is this a real thing? Has this worked for anyone? Because I want it to work...

Basically this: I've been single for four years. Not for any real reason other than I have bad luck meeting women. The last four years I've run into mostly crazies and bitchy types.

I haven't had sex since October of 2010.

It's gotten to a point where porn doesn't help and I am pretty sure I've seen it all. Webcam sex? Boring. Sexting? Blah.

I don't want a girlfriend - Well alright, I do, but mostly what I want is just to get laid. I can deal with being lonely, but being blueballed? Nope, I can't.

I live in Tacoma, WA and I hope there's someone around here who sees this.