Changing the /r/calgary Slogan

It has been three weeks since the results were announced for the change in slogan (from the temporary "Onward" to "At least we aren't Edmonton."). As it was universally panned by those in the announcement thread the mods have decided to redo the voting.

So, in this thread, please post your suggested slogans for round two. Submissions will be closed on the 31st of July.

But there's a hitch. Just one.

The slogan has to be positive and representative of r/calgary. That's it. This means that slogans that throw a negative view on Calgary or, perhaps, another city, simply will not make the cut.