I Want To Be A Surrogate

See... I hate kids. I really do. I'm not going to skirt around this fact. And no amount of being told, "It changes when they're your own" is going to change my mind. I have no desire to deal with screaming and pooping and barfing and SO MUCH MONEY. Besides, I can barely clean up cat puke without gagging.

Anyways!

Despite wishing with all my being that I could have my inside lady parts removed forever, I also want...

I want to experience pregnancy! And what better way than to give someone in need a beautiful baby? Or two or three, LOL.

I know it's a huge emotional journey. But my genetics are terrible (insulin resistance on the X chromasome) anyways, and I will never have any of my own.

My only worry is that because I'm fat, I'm not what doctors are looking for when it comes to surrogate mothers. Other than my insulin resistance (which I'm on medication), I'm fairly healthy.

Thanks for letting me babble, ladies. I've been holding this in for five years now...