I dominated an idiot Theist today.

So these idiot theists came to my house today. They come once every 6 months and drop off their evil propaganda magazine. These elderly two idiot Theists ambushed me by politely knocking on my door. So I had to stop my Ocarina of Time speed run and put on my New Hope beefy tee. They started by a long 30 second speech about why they are here and what they are giving me. Then they handed me a magazine and said smugly "If you feel learning more feel free to read this." Then like cowards they said "Have a nice day" and started to leave. Well I wasn't having that! I quickly combed the Cheetos out of my neck beard and waddled over to them! I started to spew out all of my knowledge and facts I knew. They began to apologize for bothering me but I wasn't having it! I grabbed my penis and began masterbating on their theist car hood! The whole time screaming Ron Paul 2012! Ron Paul 2012! The stupid theists tried to pull out my drive way, but what they didn't count on is I had to take a massive shit. I defecated in my hand and began to fling it at them. Thus demonstrating we evolved from apes. They quickly left and the neighbor girl who is a 10/10 asked me to fuck her with my incredibly knowledgeable penis. I called her a bitch and got her to make me a sandwich. Stupid bitch tried to friendzone me. So I made her break up with me. So Yeah. Typical Monday.