It's my birthday. I hate birthdays. Tell me a story?

Every year my birthday feels like a reminder of just how alone and lonely I am. I turned 32 today. No party, no cake, no presents. Just me, alone. Anyone else out there in FA land tonight just wishing for a few minutes of internet friendship to brighten their night a bit? If so...hi. I'm thistoo and I'm forever alone. I'm spending my birthday reading random posts on Reddit and feeling down. I like reading random stories, realized or otherwise. If you're out there feeling bored and want to give a FA girl you don't know a birthday gift, just tell me a story.