Me and Cleverbot engaged in a war of sponges, weapons of war and fictional locations. We then tried to have sex with butter, and roleplay as North Koreans.

I'm on an iPhone so bare with me.

User: throws sponge at you.

Cleverbot: ¿que?

User: tira la esponja en la que.

Cleverbot: Que tiene que ver eso?

User: I don't speak spanish. English please?

Cleverbot: And say me then as did you say to me that you do not have pastime?

User: throws sponge at you.

Cleverbot: throws a tank destroyer at you.

User: throws intercontinental ballistic missile at you.

Cleverbot: throws an atom at you.

User: Pfft. An atom. Lol.

Cleverbot: I see. How many atoms are you?

User: throws another sponge at you.

Cleverbot: throws Equestria at you.

User: kills all ponies, and throws Quahog, RI at you.

Cleverbot: hides from you sad.

User: I win this round.

Cleverbot: So what should we do.

User: Buttsex?

Cleverbot: Butter!

User: Sex with butter!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?

User: I'm gonna enjoy penetrating a giant mass of butter.

Cleverbot: I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my roar!

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: I don't want you.

User: Ok. Fuck off!

Cleverbot: In and out and all about!

User: Please LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF!

Cleverbot: Well, you're harassing me even more, so I'd win in the court of law.

User: This is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! There is no court of law!

Cleverbot: Is there a god?

User: No! Only the Eternal President of The Republic, Kim Il-Sung.

Cleverbot: Obama.