Something I got a chuckle out of. I hope you'd enjoy it.

And one righteous man sayeth, "O Lord, I beseech thee. Let these sinners feel the warmth of fires from hell here on Earth." And the Lord said in return, " I shall make it so! And the righteous will have tranquility while the sinners suffer the heat." And the Lord made it so.

So remember children. If you're righteous, you're enjoying tranquil weather right now. If you're suffering through heat, well...we all know where you're going.