Reddit, what is your strange/useless talent?

For example, I am a champ at peeing. I usually can pee multiple yards in distance like it's nothing. My urine comes out with the force of a firehose.

My brothers and I keep track of how long we piss each time (for competition purposes of course) and I'm leading with over a minute and a half.

I once overflowed one of the porta-potty urinal things. Like it was pouring out piss when I was done.

What can you do?