Got banned for salty language on my xbox profile, what's the lamest reason you've ever been banned from anything gaming related, redditors?

on my bio i had "Get ready to fuck, you fuckers, don't you fucking look at me!" then i got banned. Maybe that was one too many "fucks". Xbl are not fans of Blue Velvet. Thing is i hear and read so much worse online, which of course microsoft is not responsible for...meh