I accidently sent a picture of my dick to a teacher, and got out of it by telling her an epic qoute. What's the best "crisis averted" story you have?

This was two years ago in sophomore year of high school. I was texting my girlfriend of three months, lets call her jessica, a picture of my penis because we were sexting. After a while, she said her phone was about to die , so I should just email them to her. So I hoped on my email and took a picture of my dick. When I sending the picture, I realized the contact I sent it to was my art teacher (I had her under the same last name as my girlfriends, because it was a common last name). I started to bust tit. I was throwing things and banging my head on the desk and everything. After I calmed down a bit, I realized it was 12 at night. She can't be up right now, I thought. So I spent the next three hours looking for a quote that could throw her off enough not to read the email. The best thing I could think find is "What a man doesn't know won't hurt him, but what he thinks he does will". And that's it. I sent her just that quote. Not having any hope in my plan, I went to bed in sorrow. The next morning I open up my shameful email, expecting to see the worst. I saw an email from my art teacher. I opened it up, and saw the most wonderful thing of my life. The email stated, "I'm glad your creative mind is flourishing, Tom." After a few minutes of jumping around in joy, I sent the same picture of my dick to my real girlfriend. The rest of the day was awesome. But to this day, I don't know whether she opened the dick email or not. Who knows maybe she did and wanted to keep it to herself. So reddit, what is your most epic "crisis averted" moment?