Give me your heroics!

I hung out with a friend from work when our shifts were over. We got pretty stoned, not gonna lie, so I had to be pretty quiet getting home as I didn't want to wake anybody up. I really struggled with my gate because we got new fancy opening and closing mechanisms. So after messing with the gate for 2 or 3 minutes I closed it and turned around to find a gang of raccoons in my backyard. Like 7 raccoons. I had to scare away 7 raccoons (via phone flashlight) and sneak into a sleeping house to avoid being caught under the influence of the devils lettuce. Easily the most heroic thing I've done this week.