What is it about the zombie apocalypse that makes people go full retard?

"Oh, there are two of us sneaking in a cabin surrounded by 20 zombies. Better sprint at you and start swinging!"

"We both just spawned, death timer be damned I demand a fight to the death!"

"Oh, nightfall? Better run so I can get to cover faster."

At this point we've all either seen, experiences, or performed acts of stunning stupidity. While your death ban ticks away, why not share some of your frustration, laughter, or anger with everyone else on the subreddit.