Offer: Someone who had their car broken into or stolen and couldn't afford to just say "hey, shit happens".

I just had a lot of things stolen from my car, some of which have sentimental value that I can't replace. But I make good money and I have the luxury of getting over it and buying new things if I have to.

Someone whose life really took a blow because of their car getting stolen or burglarized, tell me the story and send me some proof and I'll order you or your family some pizzas for Sunday night.