God this game is awful
Holy jesus, I want to boot every dev at rockstar in the face. Then when they try to get up, I want to do it again. Then again. And again. Until they get the message how how frustrating it is to have to spend so much goddamned time waiting for Max to get the fuck up. Jesus fucking christ. GET THE FUCK UP, ASSHOLE. And the cutscenes? Every goddamn two minutes there's a fucking cutscene. And the forced bullet time shit for Last Man Standing? Or the fact that I have ZERO indication of where my reticle will land when I aim? Or blowing an enemy's kneecap out only to have him get up again? Goddamn it. I hate this fucking game so much right now.
edit: I left out non responsive controls, a storyline that was telegraphed from the first scene, and a clue schemata that does absolutely NOTHING to further the storyline.
Posted Jul 10, 2012, 7:24 AM UTC · edited