I call this one: The Exploding Hamburger

18,000 in thorns damage

3250 Life Regeneration

http://i.imgur.com/fpuOC.jpg

Basically I run around and watch as enemies die a humiliating death by their own attacks (being half-naked man holding a hamburger is secondary). I can complete all of Hell with ease and progress a good chunk into Act 1 Inferno with this thing. (I only need the enchantress for killing the ranged enemies)

P.S. I think I might be the only one searching for end-game thorns damage.... I have a theory that thorns damage will suddenly become the most sought-after stat when PVP comes out. Why else would socketing a weapon for thorns damage be there?

[Edit 1] Wow, I posted this at 3am after spending 7mil on all the best thorns stuff (budgeting 500k for each item was probably overboard) and didn't check this until now. Thanks for all the hilarious feedback.

To clarify my thorns damage in PVP theory... I think all thorns damage will be pure damage unaffected by resists or armor.