Hey Reddit, who wants to play a fun game of popcorn story telling?

A buddy and I ended up creating an old-feeling detective story on a someone's Facebook photo because we were bored. I tried asking the rest of my Facebook friends to start a new one, and they all fucked it up and turned it into some Twlight shit. I need new friends. Anyway, I'll start. (Sorry if this is the wrong sub. I mostly peruse the front page.)

Run away.

That was the only thought racing through my mind over and over. There was smoke everywhere and I couldn't stop coughing. How did this fire start? I was having a great night until about an hour ago.