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rikeen

Found out how to have FUN: Diablo Drinking Game

I come to you, oh faithful Redditors, at 3 AM in the morning, US Central time, with a finding. T'is a wonderful and joyous finding. Myself and three of my friends have found the way to make Diablo III fun. It isn't farming yourself to oblivion, Butcher runs, Maghda Runs, or Ancient Path Goblin Runs. It is the Diablo 3 drinking game. I urge you to trye this. Myself, as well as 3 of my friends, managed to kill 30+ beers by drinking to the following events with 4 newly rolled characters: -entering a dunegion, encountering elites/champions, -shotgunning after a boss kill, -leveling, -equipping an item, -changing a skill, -or any reason we deemed fit of dramatic praise.

While it saddens me that the game has come to this, I will say that there is renewed hope in Diablo 3 for a lowly gamer such as myself after tonight's events. I have now lost interest in my lv. 60 75k DPS/35k HP/600 all Resists Wizard in lieu of this newfound fun.

We had some great dialogue and I feel as if the talks we had were more entertaining than the Kripp/Athene channels we've seen- which by the way, have gotten more and more boring. While I realize I'm fueling the fire, I'll upload the next bout (Act II) to Reddit and let those of you bored enough witness the magic that is our Diablo 3 run through.

This game isn't ruined by botters or farmers- they play in their own, private games. This game is ruined by those of us that just SIT in TOWN and don't do anything. It's ruined by those of us that are just boring, flat, 1 dimensional partners. If I wanted to play with drones that could barely respond to commands I'd play with the Enchantress! Speak up, be fun, and get to know your party members.

TL,DR: This game is more fun with people you know and can talk to. It sounds obvious, but it's true. Also, I'm a little drunk right now so bite me, flamers. If anyone still wants to have FUN in this game and not sit in town, add me. rikeen#1862.

Best, Rikeen Mage Monk Barb Bro

Posted Jul 10, 2012, 8:06 AM UTC

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