Stop me if you've heard this one...

A teacher, a lawyer, and a priest are sitting next to each other on a plane when they are suddenly shaken by turbulence. The oxygen masks drop down as the captain announces that both engines have failed and the plane is going to crash land into the middle of the icy North Atlantic. The entire plane erupts into chaos while the captain explains that an inflatable life raft will be able to save a fraction of the passengers from freezing in the open water.

Upon hearing this, the teacher quickly unbuckles her seatbelt, turns to the other passengers and shouts, "HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE ON THIS FLIGHT!? WE NEED TO SAVE THE CHILDREN!"

Annoyed, the lawyer stands up and says, "I'm not letting some snot-nosed kid take my spot. Fuck the children!"

Hearing this, the priest throws his hands up in despair and cries out, "THERE'S NO TIME!"