whats the funniest thing that has ever happened to you in a video game? i'll start.

i was playing forza with my friend, and were were on the mugello, and it was a 20-lap race. we had a "false t-bone" thing, and we stayed true t o it. but a kid in a lambo found out our little secret. we were in 3rd and 2nd, and he was in first. we both come up in nissans, and i trick him to turn into my friends front fender, but as hes spinning out, it looked as though he threw his car into reverse and was back on the track, hitting me as he comes back. he won, and in the next race he crashed right into a wall, and starts cussing us out, and we both start laughing. he was claiming that he gets drunk alot, gets alot of pussy, and that he will hunt us down and shoot our dicks off. not the funny part. what was funny is what my friend says, before he signed out, he says "your cat doesn't count as pussy, and drinking Capri-sun till you piss your pants doesn't count as getting drunk, and a nerf gun wont kill us. im still not sure why, but that was funnier than hell.

so i ask you reddit, whats your funniest gaming stories?