DAE was their hands BEFORE they pee. So as to keep their penis clean??

I have always felt this way but have never gotten a chance or found an outlet to share/discuss this topic. I shower twice a day and I am never musty/sweaty down there. When I piss, I always wash my hands beforehand. because my hands are touching all kinds of things in my daily work life and my penis is securely safeguarded behind a wall of Boxer. My dick is my most prized possession and you actually never know when you might get surprise fellatio or anything like that and having a woman get a cold because you didn't wash your hands before you pissed is just UNSANITARY.

It is basically a Golden Finger that doesn't touch ANYTHING from the second it comes out of the shower and is placed safely into cover. Why the stigma?? Your thoughts reddit?