Went for a walk in a park, instantly labeled a creep. What's the worst case of misunderstanding you've experienced and what's your side of the story?

One day after school, the internet at my house went out, so I took a bus, got off, bought myself some Jack in the Box and walked till I found a nice bench to sit and enjoy my food. After finishing, I got back on a bus and went straight home.

Much to my complete and utter lack of foresight, the bench where I chose to eat happened to be facing the house of my school's most popular (slutty) cheerleader at the time (Who I've never socially interacted with in my entire life).

She saw me there chilling out, maxin', relaxin all cool and all eatin some Jack in the Box after school, and was soon telling everyone she knew that I was some kind of twisted pervert who was obsessively stalking her. Bitch, ain't nothing twisted about eatin' a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. Damn rumor ruined a good month of my sophomore year.

On the bright side, I guess it's pretty neat she knew my name.