What is the gayest thing Blinkatl has done to you?

One time i was just sitting down browsing r/spacedicks with Blinkatl. Everything was fine and dandy when all of a sudden he whispered something to me. He said, "I really get turned on when you look at this with me." I was dumbfounded. I tried to run out of the room but he was just to strong from all the Viagra he takes. He threw me on the bed and started taking off my clothes. I yelled and tried to punch him but he was just to full on adrenaline. When all hope was lost I heard his dad come in and throw Blinkatl off of me. I thought I was going to escape the hellish nightmare. His father and I pinned him down to stop him. Blinkatl used the strength of what seemed like at least 20 gay men and threw us off. He then proceeded to take out his whips and tie us to his bed. He whipped us until our asses were as red as apples. He then had his way with us all night long. By the end of the night we all required anal surgery and our farts never made farts again.