sigh

the turtle looks funny. it makes noi... no, that's not quite it. it doesn't seem to like when i push the re... um. button. it screams at me and just spits at my face more. it's not a very nice turtle. i tried to pet it once but it hid in the corner and looked at me like my art teacher did the day i stuck the clay in my nose. do they have recess here? i looked through the crack in the door but all i see is more checkerboard floor and it gets... smal... no, that's not quite it. sometimes i hear a seagull but when I get closer i suddenly realize that i'm not anymore. The turtle tried to spit at me again but i told it no and it just blinked, almost like it was puzzled if you can imagine a puzzled expression from a turtle. it went through the crack in the door and i didn't think i would miss it but now there's nothing here to play with now and i hear the seagull but we all know where that goes. sometimes i count the squares on the floor but after a while the numbers just laugh at me and eat themselves.