Ents assemble! I need someone who can make me a custom star trek themed pipe.

Ok guys I'm a diehard Trekkie and ent and I would like to shop around the idea of a custom made pipe that looks like the ENTerprise (tos version) or maby a spoon pipe that looks like a field of stars (red, blue, white, and yellow on a black or dark pipe) with the enterprise or a romulan warbird on the the end of the bowl. So if anyone out there thinks they can tackle this undertaking competently or you know someone who can, leave a comment and we can workshop the idea. Also if anyone else has any suggestions that would make for a cool star trek themed pipe leave your suggestions in the comments below. If this dream becomes a reality there will be pictures abound to share with my fellow ent brethren and sistrun. Thanks guys, and I hope this works

Ps the more I think about it I think I like the second idea the best if that helps.