To any rappers/hip-hop artists out there, tell me what you think of my lyrics.

Yo, I’m a master of assonance,

cast a shadow, abhorrence.

Chased by Jack in labyrinths

I’m inadvertent abstinence.

Won’t find me backing kids,

going skitz or stabbing bitch,

or bagging and tagging more than

Bilbo fucking Baggins is.

But I digress,

take your time to convalesce.

Defend my word, I won’t aggress

I’m not your damsel in distress.

Impress the rest

with my lyrical finesse

He’s just an ass in government

They call him Donkey Congress

What’s on with Holmes and this bittersweet mystery,

Wondering how we overdosed on tea and anti-histamines.

Sutures for futures or his misery is history.

Be my auxiliary if what I say is contradictory