r/Bumble•
LessO2

I think Ben likes driving a stick-shift.

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Posted Jul 31, 2022, 4:31 PM UTC

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Kwarktaart27•

Haha, wtf is this guy thinking.

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dr_mtnb•

Right! I can't decide if this is more "Little Shop of Horrors" or "Honey I Shrunk the Kids". Maybe a little of both. Either way, it's totally a creepy Rick Moranis vibe.

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painislife4real•

Just wow.... I can't believe the crap that people put on their profiles and then they wonder why they don't get matched.

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Ok_Ordinary_3610•

Is it weird that I think the weirdest part of this picture is this guy had to achieve a half chub to hang that cloth on his cock, and like how did he do that in the middle of the woods? Is the camera man a friend of his? Did they sit idly by while he rustled his junk into a semi erect state? Why does this guy own a minivan? Does he have children!? Why bother with the sweater? WHO IS THIS MAN!? Why does this picture exist?

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Bradleygrayson•

The internet never loses.

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hot--garbage•

Will never understand what possesses other men to put things like this on their profile lmaooooooo

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Agent_Capable•

I'm rolling laughing my ass off... ta da 🤷‍♂️

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powaus•

who took the picture?

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Apart_Effect_3704•

I really wanna see his swipe data tho lol like bro how is it really working out for you bc there are some women who have got to responding lol they wanna know without seeing it. You can’t be straight forward. You have to be intelligent with it lol and for some ppl this is prolly that idk guys in his 50s maybe that’s what it’s like not sure

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Avocadofarmer32•

He looks like Bob Saget.. Rip

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Rumble-Fish•

Ben gives ZERO FUCKS

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Lisavela•

How do people not have shame

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SongGardenWolf•

🤑

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DJ_LilSmoke•

ben knows something about life we dont lmao

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crazycatmom21•

Bruh what lol

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SparklyHBIC•

It’s even worse when a 50 year old does it.

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MackAttackATO69•

Drove a shift until he could pitch his tent.

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Personal_Stay9075•

I would swipe right just to ask him what his thought process was

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