Who Would Win in a Fight - February Intern or Erect Med Student?
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Posted Aug 2, 2022, 12:44 PM UTC
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This is a hard one.
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Engorged hard one
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Very confident February intern will win. He would offer to penile inject and aspirate with no supervision just vibes. February intern will just go back to writing notes leaving the now non erect med student to go home and study. * *results may vary based on the actual technical skill of the intern. Med student may be left with a non functioning penis. Either way the problem is solved.
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Feb interns in with a 14 gauge at the 11-1 o’clock position and ends him forever
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I’ve seen “just vibes” constitute legitimate medical supervision in a few tort cases, just saying.
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Oh come on, clearly they would realize how attracted they are to each other and end up in the supply closet.
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Now kith
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Have you considered publishing your fanfiction? I have connections to multiple publishing houses who would be interested in editing this and publishing it.
I mean, who am I kidding, NEJM probably got to you before I did, I'm too late!
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the chad who sucked an SP tiddy would KO them both
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And now, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world on Reddit Payy-per-view. Ladies and gentlemen, lets get ready to rumblee
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I feel like we need a better appellation for this young man.
-The Tumescent Trainee
-SemiStudent
-PriaStudent
Anyone have other suggestions?
-PGY-18
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Med Stud
MS6”
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MS 6 inch
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MS 6 inch deep in yo momma
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Med Pud**
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PGY- 8=D
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Tumescent Traniee hahahahaha dead!
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Erect med student. Never goes down.
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Forgive my ignorance but can you please clarify the erect med student?
Is it literally a student with a boner?
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Yep
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February intern may win the battle but will lose the war once MS becomes an Erect February intern.
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He's coming.
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Well that would mark end of the meme :(
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That is his final form.
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Is it a sword fight or a regular fight?
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More like wand fight
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😂😂
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February intern is alleged to have rock hard abs, Erect Med student is rock hard. So, If erect med hit February intern with his swinging appendage it would be a case of an irresistible force meeting an immovable object. I call it a draw.
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Stuck between a rock and a hard place on this one boys.
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It’s almost not worth thinking about.
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Erect medical students become February interns
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The nurse would take too long pulling the lido+epi from the pyxis and the intern would be powerless. Then, depending on endowment, the med student could trip the intern and then finish them off with ground and pound.
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Erect Med Student hands down. I would bet 1 year of my resident salary on it.
February intern barks but I guarantee has no bite.
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One year of resident salary = all 50 cents? That's not exactly generous.
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Def the erect intern. The february intern is so arrogant he is clearly over compensating.
He'd run off the moment someone displayed big dick energy! Which clearly....
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Erect med stud. February intern was prepared for everything, but that obelisk was not in his assessment and plan. In the few minutes it took him to come up With a new plan, that beacon of science demolished his fragile ego. TBC
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‘Med stud’
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Depends on the battleground, for example:
The ED/OB floor: February Intern wins. With all of the errant needles and perpetual chaos, there is no erection that would survive and stand tall in these settings. February intern easily bests the erect medical student, stapling an eval to their head in a finishing move. “Decent medical student, 3/5”
Urology clinic: victory goes to Erect Medical Student. Just before Feb Intern lands their finishing move, erect med student reaches over and downs a handful of viagra, thereby further engoring his penis to a size previously only noted on blue wales. erect med student lands a devastating blow to February intern
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Just before Feb Intern lands their finishing move, erect med student reaches over and downs a handful of viagra, thereby further engoring his penis to a size previously only noted on blue wales
lmfaooo this comment sent me into fucking orbit
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Lmao wtf became with this subreddit
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That's what I'm trying to figure out. Meme war?
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Wait, erect med student? Link svp?
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Yes.. have I missed something?? please fill us in lol
Edit: Ok that was not hard to find
Edit: And this
Edit: And that
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And there's actually more, my feed has been, to a large extent, taken over by those posts. Or should I have used penetrated? Well, it's been both funny and weird. I thought it was April first, not August first.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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February intern can easily survive many rounds but the med student would vasovagal at some point with reduced blood in circulation
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Well, the med student does have a sword
More like a hammer
“The hammer is my penis”
Laundry day
See you there
Would have read this different If not for the quotation marks.
Torpedo
When you are a hammer everything looks like a nail
February intern watches manga. Prob has a replica sword somewhere.
Ahem, watches anime, reads manga
more like a retractable box cutter
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Dr. OP here missed the chance to call it a duel, not a fight.
There is a comic about this fight on my profile if you would wish to see it