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MCSimplexONE

Would 90s Howard put 2020s Howard in the Wack Pack?

Let's say I finally learned to pump off and was stroking my hydrogen rod and the ropes I shot dropped too many loads creating a rip in the toime-space (sic) continuum and the two could meet.

After they got to know each other (and did butt stuff, most likely), would current day Howard be relegated to the Pack?

Posted Aug 3, 2022, 3:49 PM UTC

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MCSimplexONEOP•
  • Agoraphobic
  • His hair never turns grey
  • Resembles a geeky-looking pelican
  • He just loved it when Ellen would dance
  • Can't stop talking about cock
  • Cats up the wazoo
  • Unexplainably close friend of thirty-ish years groomed to look like him (Liberace-style) whom he maintains for negligible output, if Howard's fashion sense is the only indication
  • Has more riches than he could have ever dreamed but will always be miserable
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RunnyDischarge•

None of that is wack pack criteria. Look up the list. Current Artie qualifies.

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half-guineathank you Barry•

Not at all, but 90s Howard would instigate a ratings war with 2020s Howard, which would end in the latters funeral à la DeBella.

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gooselake1970•

Good point, but fuck 90s Howard AND 2022 Howard - what would 90s Jackie, Artie, Billy West, etc, think of 2022 Howard? That's the real question

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uunboundd•

𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵? 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘪𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.

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Beano1956•

Your font is annoying.

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