Reality Strikes
Posted Aug 6, 2022, 1:35 AM UTC
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He looks like when Chet was turned into a piece of shit in Weird Science
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I was so impressed by Bill Paxton's portrayal of the greatest asshole the world has ever known in Weird Science. Nobody has come close to doing it. Not even the Principle in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Not even the Walter Peck character from Ghost Busters.
Nobody compares to Chet.
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Hi dudes!
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Well said!! I agree!
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I think I know exactly what is going through his mind. "Maybe, I can't just gaslight my way out of this and say random bullshit. OMG -- is what I said on air about the people involved in this trial going to haunt me? Is all that money I made off of Sandy Hook going to go away? Can I still afford a hooker in prison?"
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Talk about savage! Dumber than the pillow guy!!?!!"
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yeah, they should have just went with "as dumb as" because really there must be a floor there somewhere, and lindell certainly seems to have found that level ...
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Lindell is only one of many plumbing the depths
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these clowns are digging sub-basements
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Alex Jones is dumb, but dumber than the my pillow guy? Get outta here. That guy…Jesus
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whats the story of this pillow guy?
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🎼Hey everybody, it’s LIMBO time!🎶🎵
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Thats the face of a very loose fart
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Mike Lindell: lets smelt down the voting machine to forge Prison bars to put in all the people for voter fraud.
Spongebob and Patrick doing just that: Okay Mike, get in!
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But seriously, calling someone retarded is only socially acceptable because the people affected are less able to understand that they are being insulted, and less likely to be able to respond appropriately. It is a conversational wimpy little shit move, because everyone who uses it knows that it is offensive, but there will be no repercussions. At least the people throwing around other slurs know that they are going to get fired and get their asses beat when they use those words.
Also, it is not creative. It pretty much outs you as a thirteen year old when you use it. Instead of calling Biden retarded, you should call him a cartoon-ass-lookin trust fund goon who smiles like rich father just gifted him a new Buick in 1956. Instead of calling Mitch Mcconnel retarded, you should call him a Dilbert-ass goon who has been left in the sun a little too long.
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But seriously, calling someone retarded is only socially acceptable because the people affected are less able to understand that they are being insulted, and less likely to be able to respond appropriately. It is a conversational wimpy little shit move, because everyone who uses it knows that it is offensive, but there will be no repercussions. At least the people throwing around other slurs know that they are going to get fired and get their asses beat when they use those words.
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It was in quotes too you dumb bot.
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For real the world will not change until the most idiotic people of America stop idolizing idiotic crazy assholes. We have nobody to blame but ourselves for the absolutely mentally subpar fucking people of America.
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Hahahaha!!! Fuck this piece of shit!
Fuck Alex Jones.